Best Smoking Weed Story?

I want to know if yall have any good story's to share. I have to many to count but one day I got pulled over with a half ounce of dank in the car and we had just got done smoking. I talked to the officer perfectly fine but I was so nervous! After that we pulled into the gas station for a white owl to roll a victory blunt. That was pretty awesome, can anyone top that?