Can I pay an escort to be my girlfriend for the day?

You're a cutie! buuuut your attitude is not that great and you won't get a girlfriend if you blanket statement all of the girls at your college as horrible. It may not be what you're into but maybe go to an online dating site. They match you on many levels of compatibility so they say and I guess 1/5 relationships are now through online dating sites and they match you with people in your area so that's a plus! Although the signup process is tedious and takes a while because they literally match you up on every possible level, I think it would be worth it for you to give it a try!... I would have to say no to the escort idea...it's fake and you would end up feeling an even greater void at the end of it all. You will find a girl soon enough and you will be happy! Just don't say all the girls are horrid :)